discodeerdiary:

discodeerdiary:

discodeerdiary:

discodeerdiary:

As someone who remembers the 90s I’m just kind of like, why did we think it was cool for the future to be touchscreens and smooth surfaces everywhere, this sucks actually. But I think I know. It’s like, I’ve always wanted to try floating in a sensory deprivation tank but if you locked me in there I’d have a panic attack.

Anyways this is why I buy myself pens that have a satisfying tactile feel, why I take the time to rub my fingers over my paper, flip the corner and listen to the thup thup thup

During my most touch-staved phases of the pandemic I obviously wanted sex, I wanted affection, human warmth, but what took me a long time to realize was that I was also starved for texture. Once I started deliberately seeking out things to touch, taking my gloves off and rubbing tree bark, squeezing grass in between my hands, I found it a lot less tempting to keep getting into volatile online relationships that ended badly (often due to my own emotional inconsistency).

How many of the people who relentlessly say “touch grass” have actually thought to take off their winter gloves and run their bare fingers through the cold underbrush?

demolitionwizards666:

• if it sucks hit da bricks <- litany against sunk cost
• take it easy but take it <- litany against burnout/apathy cycle
• fuck it we ball <- litany against perfectionism
• now say something beautiful and true <- litany against irony poisoning

l0nesome-gh0st:

WHEN TWO CHARACTERS LOVE EACH OTHER AND THEN THEY GET SEPARATED AND THEY’RE BOTH IRREVERSIBLY CHANGED BY THE NARRATIVE BUT THEY NEVER STOP LOVING AND WHEN THEY GET REUNITED THEY FALL IN LOVE WITH EACH OTHER ALL OTHER AGAIN

pissvortex:

twitter is going to be shut down. half of reddit is locked or completely unmoderated. the entire first page of google search results are ads. tumblr does not and will never have a functioning search system and their content moderation is 100% automated. youtube only shares ad revenue with people who make snuff films for Youtube Kids. facebook is selling your grandma’s social security number under the table for like $5. web 2.0 is completely dead right

meowthpatrol:

please don’t feel bad because you feel like you cry too much or that your grades suck or that you eat too much. Sailor Moon had all those flaws but she was a hero and so are you.

everythingfox:

Cuddly kitty

(via)

gooblek:

amazing pic of a momma lion eating her baby after she found out he used her credit card to buy Vbucks without permission. nature is brutal, yet beautiful

meowm1x:

stitchthisfiona:

Today in niche genres of joke that I can never get enough of and will probably still be secretly thinking about four years later

ALT

oatmilkovich:

this is the working in food service experience

lord-heirop:

judgejudyofficial:

reve-nant:

dailyquests:

• Decrease the Increase.

• Find out whos tye saultry little binch on the bottom lsft.

We did it, the 2 percent, we removed them, this is 100 percent incomprehensible